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Auditions at The Elite

The Elite Theatre Company Nontraditional Casting Policy

Unless otherwise contractually required by our licensing agreement, The Elite Theatre Company holds a nontraditional casting policy. Meaning we expect our directors to cast the best candidate for a role without considering the actor's ethnicity, skin color, body shape, sex and/or gender when casting for a role.

Audition Notice: 
 Sunday, July 21 6 pm- 8 pm Monday, July 22 6 pm - 8 pm Tuesday, July 23 Callbacks (if needed) 6 pm

The Elite Theatre is proud to announce its upcoming production of:

Life On My Knees

By: William Missouri Downs

Directed by: Christine Adams

A Ph.D. in English lit isn't worth the paper it's written on - just ask Dr. Helen Hand. Desperate for a job, she drunkenly agrees to teach at a conservative Bible college in the middle of nowhere Kansas. The problem - she's a skeptic, a liberal, and gluten intolerant. She enters a world of rigid moral rules: no smoking, no alcohol, no doubting. Working undercover, she sets out to enlighten the fundamentalist students, but it quickly goes to hell. This small cast comedy looks at our need for faith and reason.


DR. HELEN HAND (30ish) A newly minted English PhD from the

University of California, Berkeley. She has $100,000 in

student debt and is desperate for a job. An agnostic.

DICK CHENEY (22) A tall, clean-cut, handsome farm boy and

college quarterback. He would be fantastic in bed if he

weren't a virgin.

PEARL FANKHOUSER (19) An innocent nubile college student. Her

parents might have been Pat Boone and Snow White. A cheerleader

for the Lord.

LLOYD DEWEY (40ish) A geeky professor & youth pastor who has

self-published two failed novels. His wife died of boredom

three years ago.


1. Helen and Dick

2. Helen and Mr. Dewey

3. Helen and Pearl 

4. Dick and Mr. Dewey 

5. Pearl and Mr. Dewey